Pada suatu malam yang hening dan sunyi di lebuhraya utara selatan kelihatan sebuah viva silver tersadai di sebelah lane kerosakan. Ada perempuan tua yang berdiri di sebelahnya, pemilik viva silver tu sedang berjalan kehulu kehilir cuba menahan kereta supaya membantu. Tidak ada sebuah kereta pun berhenti.tiba-tiba datangla sebuah kereta celica berhenti di sebelah viva tadi.
"Ada apa nie makcik, kereta rosak ke?" tanya pemuda berusia dalam lingkungan 20an."a'ha rosak "jawap makcik tu simple aje....
"Ok,cam nie,saya ada tali nanti saya ikat kat kereta saya dan saya tarik kereta makcik sampai tol"mamat nie bagi idea.
"worrait gak tu...", tapi....nanti kalau makcik rasa awak bawak laju makcik akan hon dan bagi high beam"
"Ok makcik"..mamat nie pun ikatlah tali kat kereta viva didepan dan hujungnya diikat dibelakang bumper celicanye. dia pun jalanla..dengan slow dan berhati-hati. Dalam lima kilometer mamat nie laju le sikit,apalagi makcik tu pun hon dan bagi high beam la kat mamat tu. Mamat tu pun slowkan balik..
Tiba-tiba ada sebuah evo7.5 datang dari belakang dan press minyak kat mamat celica. apa lagi, jiwa muda pantang dicabar, dia pun tekan la minyak rapat nak kejar evo7.5 nie...lupa la pulak dia dengan viva makcik yg diikat kat belakang kereta dia.
Makcik tu punya la hangin satu badan, dia pun hon dan bagi hi beam bagai nak rak. Mamat celica tu dah tak sedar dah angin punya pasal. Kebetulan pilak polis ada buat speed trap kat bawah jambatan.
Vrooommm......bedesup peginye... ini dah lebih speed limit nie...kate polis nie..cecah 250kmj memasing nie... Dia pun contact la kengkawan dia kat depan supaya saman kereta-kereta yg laju nie...
"Over..over, ada tiga buah kenderaan memandu melebihi had laju, sebuah evo7.5, sebuah celica dan sebuah lagi kalau aku cakap korang mesti tak percaye punye.........sebuah viva silver tengah cucuk angin celica tu dan bagi hon dan hi beam nak potong!!!'
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
if you love someone....read this.....
Cause you opened this you now have incredibly good luck this month. you have to read this whole thing and don't skip anything or you won't have your luck whatsoever. Have funnn..((:
Boy: Baby we need to talk..
Girl: Kyle, what do you mean?
Boy: Something has come up..
Girl: What? Whats wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I dont want to hurt you baby
Girl: *Thinks to herself.*
Oh my God, I hope he doesnt break up with me, I love him so much..
Boy: Baby are you there?
Girl: Yeah, im here, what's so important?
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say..
Girl: Well you already brought it up, so please, just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving..
Girl: Baby what are you talking about? I dont want you to leave me, i love you..
Boy: Not like that, I mean, I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your famliy lives over here.
Boy: Well my father is sending me away to a boarding school, far away.
Girl: I can't believe this..
Father: ERIKA, what did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn, phone! *He hangs up*
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go..
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but i cant... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me.
Boy: It's okay, I understand I guess..
Girl: *Thinks to herself.*
I can't believe whats going on..
Boy: I need to give you something tonight because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: okay, I'll meet you there in twenty minutes.
(They meet, and he hands her a note)
Boy: Here you go, this is for you, but I gotta go.
Girl: *tear*
Boy: Baby dont cry, you know I love you.. But I have to leave..
Girl: Okay..
(They go home, and she reads the note)
And it said;
Erika,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch, and dont you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, or be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving, I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch, you never did anything right, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I'll never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. I hate you so much. I will not be talking to you soon bitch. Goodbye..
- Kyle
(She cry's, and cry's, then throws the note away)
--A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.Then she gets a phone call--
Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just can't believe this happend, I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh.. About that. Kyle left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something.
Girl: Uh. Alright.
(She find's another note, in it, it says;)
Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your father might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not= Will
I hope you didn't take that seriously, because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go, thats why I wanted you to run away with me..
-Kyle
Girl: Oh my God. It's a letter, Kyle does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket, when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!
Friend: *giggles* Okay. Well I gotta go, talk to you later.
Girl: Okay, bye. I'll be at home waiting for him to call me!
*Erika turns the T.V. on*
[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors- this is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80. It was on its way to an all boys boarding school.." Reporter says.
(She turns off the TV, and three days later, kills herself. Of the fact that Kyle is dead, and she has nothing else to live for)
-A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a message.-
"Its Kyle, I guess your not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So I hope your not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if you got scared, I promise to make it up to you, everything will be okay, I love you so much.. Call me as soon as possible. Bye, love.
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Boy: Baby we need to talk..
Girl: Kyle, what do you mean?
Boy: Something has come up..
Girl: What? Whats wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I dont want to hurt you baby
Girl: *Thinks to herself.*
Oh my God, I hope he doesnt break up with me, I love him so much..
Boy: Baby are you there?
Girl: Yeah, im here, what's so important?
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say..
Girl: Well you already brought it up, so please, just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving..
Girl: Baby what are you talking about? I dont want you to leave me, i love you..
Boy: Not like that, I mean, I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your famliy lives over here.
Boy: Well my father is sending me away to a boarding school, far away.
Girl: I can't believe this..
Father: ERIKA, what did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn, phone! *He hangs up*
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go..
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but i cant... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me.
Boy: It's okay, I understand I guess..
Girl: *Thinks to herself.*
I can't believe whats going on..
Boy: I need to give you something tonight because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: okay, I'll meet you there in twenty minutes.
(They meet, and he hands her a note)
Boy: Here you go, this is for you, but I gotta go.
Girl: *tear*
Boy: Baby dont cry, you know I love you.. But I have to leave..
Girl: Okay..
(They go home, and she reads the note)
And it said;
Erika,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch, and dont you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, or be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving, I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch, you never did anything right, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I'll never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. I hate you so much. I will not be talking to you soon bitch. Goodbye..
- Kyle
(She cry's, and cry's, then throws the note away)
--A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.Then she gets a phone call--
Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just can't believe this happend, I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh.. About that. Kyle left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something.
Girl: Uh. Alright.
(She find's another note, in it, it says;)
Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your father might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not= Will
I hope you didn't take that seriously, because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go, thats why I wanted you to run away with me..
-Kyle
Girl: Oh my God. It's a letter, Kyle does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket, when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!
Friend: *giggles* Okay. Well I gotta go, talk to you later.
Girl: Okay, bye. I'll be at home waiting for him to call me!
*Erika turns the T.V. on*
[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors- this is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80. It was on its way to an all boys boarding school.." Reporter says.
(She turns off the TV, and three days later, kills herself. Of the fact that Kyle is dead, and she has nothing else to live for)
-A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a message.-
"Its Kyle, I guess your not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So I hope your not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if you got scared, I promise to make it up to you, everything will be okay, I love you so much.. Call me as soon as possible. Bye, love.
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top ten tips to know if you have PMS
| 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT begin_of_the_skype_highlighting'' 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. |
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